Cast: Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley, Delphine Chanéac, Brandon McGibbon, Simona Maicanescu, David Hewlett, and Abigail Chu

Written by: Vincenzo Natali, Antoinette Terry Bryant, Doug Taylor

Directed by: Vincenzo Natali

Genre: Sci-Fi, Horror, Drama

Running Time: 1 hour, 44 minutes

Released: October 6, 2009

MPAA Rating: R

Side note:

Splice has gotten a lot of attention lately, after it was added to Netflix’s streaming service in the U.S. (in July, I believe). If you have noticed reviews popping up all over, that’s why. The reason I’m doing one now, is… well, it happened to come up next chronologically, and that’s how we roll here.


Clive (Brody) and Elsa (Polley) are geneticists [and a couple], working with a pharmaceutical company to engineer new medications. Their goal is to blend various traits from different species, until a certain protein can be synthesized. So, they splice (hence the title) various genes in an attempt to achieve this.

The couple successfully make Ginger and Fred, a pair of creatures who… well… honestly look like deformed penises. Things start out promising for the pair and their company, N.E.R.D. Then, Elsa gets the idea to engineer more creatures, with human DNA added in this time.

After some small successes, things go a little sideways. Hopefully, I’ve avoided spoilers in this summation. If you feel otherwise, I apologize.

Continue reading “Splice”


As it turns out, I haven’t quite been doing these blog posts in the correct order. I had been going by year, basically, and not taking into account the exact release dates.

In some cases, I had gone according to U.S. release, when the movies came out much sooner elsewhere.

However, I’ve corrected the order now on the Films  page. So, I’d recommend navigating via that list, vs. the archive. That is, if you’re someone who even cares if a movie that came out in March was reviewed before one that came out in January. Do whatever works for you. 🙂

Bloom doesn’t care.